Texture pack John's Virginity3 (SampleText Inc) by sideswipebl

This pack was made for me and members of the SampleText Inc Discord server. If this pack seems too avant-garde for you, that's why.

Fixes:

Blocks/Plants/Entities/Fluids

• Water is a less intense blue and is less opaque
• Wheat and hay bales look much more accurate to real life
• Emerald ore and blocks are slightly bluer
• Glass is clear (tinted glass is unaffected)
• Sand/red sand has been completely redone, and sandstone/red sandstone has as well
  
• Cactus blocks now match Cactus Green’s colour a lot better
• Furnaces are now symmetrical
• Signs now have a white background which makes reading them much easier
• Glowstone is brighter
• Iron ore is more orange
• Sugarcane now looks like real sugarcane
• Bedrock looks much more subtle

Items

• Wheat is less green
• Wheat seeds are also no longer unnaturally green
• Emeralds are no longer asymmetrical and are slightly bluer
• Empty bottles no longer have corks and corks are a bit lighter in colour
  
• Elytra item icon matches entity much better
• Glowstone dust is brighter
• Map backgrounds are a lot more detailed
• The flower pot’s item icon matches the block’s shape much better
• Bread is no longer off-center
• Eggs are now white
• Pumpkin pie’s texture has been greatly improved
• Sugar is now brown sugar
• Gunpowder is darker
• Cleaner tipped arrow texture

Other

• Rain is no longer blue
• Explosions are more colourful and firey
• Menu background is less… dirty
• New icons for blank resource packs/servers
• Pumpkin blur is much less intrusive

Memes

• Mojang screen replaced with John screen
• Splash text replaced with quotes from members of SampleText Inc
  
• Menu music is now Grand Dad and 3 other Wii channel songs
• Music Disc 13 is now SO GUYS, WE DID IT with a nearly 10 second pause
• Music Disc 11 is now Oatmeal - All Star
• Music Disc mellohi is now HOME - Resonance
• Music Disc ward is now Nyanners - Happy Holiday (Hit or Miss parody)
• Paintings replaced with Mario 64 paintings and memes
• Ender Dragon boss fight music is now Megalovania
• Bep is subtly hidden in the giant red mushroom texture
• Anvils now look like Thwomps and have Thwomp sounds
• One of the 16 cave sounds has been replaced with iDubbbz saying “I’m gay”
• Nether portals now play the painting travel sound from Super Mario 64 when used
• Bows faintly play “hit or miss” when fired, and “i guess they never miss, huh?” upon a successful hit
• Skeletons have a glowing blue eye (Luke’s idea)
• The “Thing” option when making banners (the Mojang logo) is now a hammer and sickle
• Hit sound is now the death sound from ROBLOX
  
• Skeletons make Sans noises
  
• Barrier block is the E from the EA logo
• End Poem is now the Bee Movie script and every “bee” is replaced with the player’s username
• TNT fuse sound replaced with Megumin (from Konosuba) yelling "EXPLOSION!" (Beta version only; it breaks creeper sounds)

Images

Note

Even though the game may show it as incompatible, this should work with everything above 1.12. I haven't tested it on the 1.14 snapshots though.